Call jokes
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.