Call jokes
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.