Call jokes
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!