Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Call Jokes
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
