Call jokes
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂