Call jokes
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."