What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Call Jokes
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
