Call Jokes

A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

What do you call a un-funny rock?

A normal rock.

What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?

Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?

A waist of time.

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."