Call jokes
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.