Call jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.