What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What do you call five Black people having sex? Threesome
Why do you call a fat midget? Jiggly puff
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower.
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
When Pope Pius (IX.) died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, St. Peter opened: "Who are you, what do you want?” "I am Pope Pius. I want to come to heaven.” “Where do you come from?" "Rome." "What do you mean? Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!"
To make sure to not erroneously deny access to an authorised person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God and asks: "Hello Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "What do you mean: Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "No, sorry, I don’t know him."
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello Junior - here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "Rome Italy." "No sorry, never heard of."
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?" "What does he mean, Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "He says Rome Italy." "No sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while he continues: "Wait, wait - tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What do you call a n apartment full of black people A CON-dominium
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch a black people in the river?
A black current...
