What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
