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Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.