Call jokes

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?

The Incredibles.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.