Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!