What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower? In trouble
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A Piece Of $hit!
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
What do you call it when Panera bread decapitates someone Panera behead
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera bread Panera misled
What do you call it when you choose Panera bread over something else Panera instead
What do you call it when Panera bread commits genocide Panera bloodshed
What do you call it when Panera bread goes goes to space Good question
