Call jokes

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.