Call jokes
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.