What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid? Call them retarded
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
You know why they call me 007? 0 girls 0 chances 7 restraining orders
What does the long distance call in a black person have in common? They both don’t work
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy? Answer: a Carnivwhore
