Call jokes
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."