Call jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
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