Call jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
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Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!