Call jokes
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.