Aqua jokes

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!