Aqua jokes

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.