Call jokes
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?