Call jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.