Call jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.