Call jokes
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.