Call jokes
What’s an emo called Anna?
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."