Call jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.