What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Call Jokes
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog đ, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What do you call someone whoâs blond, beautiful, and listens to what youâre saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
"Terrorist, thatâs a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
