I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
what do you call a one legged china man Ty Whon Shu
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What Do You Call Dead? (Not Michael Jackson)
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
