Woody jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Community talk
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more