Woody jokes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Wahoo!
Little Johnny is such a woos.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
me as a kid when i ate all my mom's gummies in her drawer
ELI FR
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Community talk
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings … Read more