Woody jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Memes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Memes
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Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more