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Priest

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Memes

Infinity

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Information

Kevin Woody (look him up)

Molestation

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Memes

Country

The meme consists of two panels from the movie 'Toy Story'. In the first panel, Woody, a cowboy toy, points upwards and says, "Hey look a successful communist country". Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy, looks at him with a confused expression. In the second panel, Woody laughs heartily while Buzz still looks confused.

Cook

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A still from an animated video with Woody looking at Sora with a text overlay saying: "hollup...Let him cook"

Money

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Priest

The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"

Nuke

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Peace

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

Dementia

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Priest

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

Toy

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Friend

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Money

toy story meme

The meme shows Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Above them is the text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT", and below them is "YOU HAVE NO MONEY."

Decision

It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a shocked expression, his hand covering his mouth. Text above him reads "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

Pfp

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Message

Close up of Woody from Toy Story, with blacked out teeth on the bottom row that creates spaces where teeth should be. Text reads: "I just found this hidden message in Toy Story omg."

Sexual innuendo

The meme features a close-up shot of a Woody doll with a wide, exaggerated smile and crossed eyes. The text overlay reads, "WHEN YOU ALREADY BUSTED BUT THEY JUST KEEP SUCKIN". In the bottom right corner is a stylized image of a small present.

Community

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