Nuclear bomb jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
