Nuclear bomb jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Memes
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
