Straw

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Pop

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.

Jokes

Baby

How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

A blender.

How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

A straw.

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    • Baby

    How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

    How do you get them back out? Straw.

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    • Hay

    How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

    The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

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