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Cookie

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

Placement

17 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

HM

A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."

Shit

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Pop

105 views · DAP ME UP · 4 months ago

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.

Lollipop

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

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Lollipop

3 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

Baby

54 views · BreakfastChiken · 7 years ago

How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

A blender.

How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

A straw.