How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
Suck
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
