Self-Raising Flour

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

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    Explanation

    This is a pun. 'Self-raising' is a type of flour that contains a raising agent, but it also sounds like 'self-raising' meaning the orphan can take care of themselves, as they don't have parents.

    Comments (9)

    this joke is so good I pissed and cummed at the same time. Though i was then expelled from my family home and am now searching for a place to stay at the age of 56 i would prefer no better life.

    lol I lmao at this I'm horrible

    I have one

    Why can’t a orphan finish baseball: because he can’t find home

    I gave a family sized skittles to an orphan

    I may be an orphan but this is bloody awesome

    And it’s true that’s the flour we use to cook / bake