What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Self-Raising Flour
Explanation
This is a pun. 'Self-raising' is a type of flour that contains a raising agent, but it also sounds like 'self-raising' meaning the orphan can take care of themselves, as they don't have parents.
Comments (9)
unicorn sprinkles
its mean and funny at the same time
Unicorn Sprinkles
this joke is so good I pissed and cummed at the same time. Though i was then expelled from my family home and am now searching for a place to stay at the age of 56 i would prefer no better life.
Kiwi
lol I lmao at this I'm horrible
A dad Is a moaning ferret
Penis
Anonymous
Lol
Anonymous
I have one
Why can’t a orphan finish baseball: because he can’t find home
Anonymous
I gave a family sized skittles to an orphan
Bob
I may be an orphan but this is bloody awesome
Bob
And it’s true that’s the flour we use to cook / bake