Self-Raising Flour

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Explanation

Experiment

This is a pun. 'Self-raising' is a type of flour that contains a raising agent, but it also sounds like 'self-raising' meaning the orphan can take care of themselves, as they don't have parents.

Comments (9)

unicorn sprinkles

4 years ago

its mean and funny at the same time

Unicorn Sprinkles

4 years ago

this joke is so good I pissed and cummed at the same time. Though i was then expelled from my family home and am now searching for a place to stay at the age of 56 i would prefer no better life.