Butt jokes
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO
Aspen pooped herself.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
Mommy kisses my butt.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."