Mommy kisses my butt.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Google is butt.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
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Herrit?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Aspen pooped herself
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
