Butt jokes
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Suck my butts, queer.
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Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Mommy kisses my butt.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
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Herrit?
Google is butt.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.