Butt jokes
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
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Butt cracks.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.