What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Butt Jokes
Suck my butts, queer.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Mommy kisses my butt.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Google is butt.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Herrit?
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Aspen pooped herself.
