Butt

Butt jokes

Uranus

    • When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

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    • Baby

    • Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

    The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

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    Sex

    • It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

    Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

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    • Penis

    • The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

    This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

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    • Butt crack

    • A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

    I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

    Bootylicious lol

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    • Crack

    • Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

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    • Mom

    • Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

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