Butt jokes
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, thatβs always been there.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Dick butt.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Up your butt with a coconut!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ainβt dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some π‘ awareness that we can understand you π― meanwhile we laugh at you π€‘ We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this π *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. Lπk at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE π» I promise we ainβt ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"