Butt jokes
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Mommy kisses my butt.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.