Butt jokes
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Dick butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Up your butt with a coconut!
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"