But jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣