But jokes
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Memes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.