But jokes

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.