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"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.