But jokes

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.