But jokes

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.