But jokes

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.