But jokes

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.