But jokes

What goes up but never comes down?

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.