But jokes

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

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