But jokes

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What goes up but never comes down?

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.