But jokes

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.