But jokes
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Memes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
But when?