But jokes
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"