But jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.