But jokes
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
You know my first name, but donβt worry about it; youβll only be screaming my first.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Memes
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they canβt go home. π€£
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! π‘π‘ππ
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Big butt
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.