But jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.