But jokes

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?

"I got stuck in a butt crack!"

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...