But jokes

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.