But jokes

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)