But jokes

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.