But jokes

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold!

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...