But jokes
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Memes
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?