But jokes

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"