But jokes

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.