But jokes

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

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At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....