But jokes

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."