Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish
Ive been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, bu i couldn't see any
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus? You poke it on
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Iâm not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus Iâd be driving that bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why couldnât Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What did bus say to other bus?
beeep
