Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
