why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
