Bus

Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].