What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.