Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe
Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What's the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
BU is the element of a surprise. Boo!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
