How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus đ I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:đ how did u get the bus here she replyâs with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! đ so that explains why you have handcuffs on âyeah!â
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is yellow and canât fly? A school bus
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âBecause she had no armsâ
âWhy could she get up off the ground?â âBecause she had no friendsâ
âKnock knockâ âWhoâs there?â âNot Susie, sheâs still on the groundâ
âWhere did Susie go when the bomb went off?â âEverywhereâ âWhy couldnât Susie scratch her leg?â âBecause it was in a different body bagâ
âWhy did Susie drop her ice cream?â âShe was hit by a busâ
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âSomeone threw a refrigerator at herâ
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
your bus is so short....the wheels touch
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!â Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!â
