What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
