Bus jokes
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What is the bus?
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.