What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly ๐ school bus driver
whatโs yellow and canโt swim? a bus full of children..
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one โ๏ธ
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus ๐
Which month is the bus.? December
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus ๐
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus ๐
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What did the bus driver say to the nut ๐ฅ? Where do you live
Why are cows ๐ฎ so big? To scare babies ๐ถ
Why was the bus ๐ sleeping? Because it was too tired
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Ignition of the bus engine
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What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters๐
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.