Bus jokes
So my bus... goodness.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What is the bus?
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.