Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Bus Jokes
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
