Burial jokes
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."