Burial Jokes

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin : )

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

You barium.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.