Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
