Burial jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?

No funeral costs.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.

I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin : )

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.