Burial jokes

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!

When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?

No funeral costs.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.