Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
