Burial jokes
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.